Dad’s, you love to make people laugh, don’t you? Whether it’s comical jokes, dark humour, really silly stuff, pranks and of course the greatest of all – dad jokes. We love them, you love them…do your kids love them?
But if you’re running out of dad jokes to release on your kids don’t fret – we’ve made a list of the best funny dad jokes around for you to try! Whether it’s funny jokes, corny jokes or just plain bad jokes. If your kids have a sense of humour, they’ll be belly laughing!
Comical Dad Jokes
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
- How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
- What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Animal Dad Jokes
- What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
- What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
- Why can’t a leopard hide? He’s always spotted.
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- You know what you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
- What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? She said, “Put it on my bill.”
- Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
- What do dogs eat for lunch? Woofles.
One-liner Dad Jokes
- If two vegetarians get into an argument, is it still called beef?
- I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it’s more of a wrap.
- I just don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something.
- Dear Math, it’s time to grow up and solve your own problems.
- RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
- I have a fear of elevators, but I’ve started taking steps to avoid them.
- Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
- I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
- Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
- My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.
- Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
- I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Disney Dad Jokes
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
- Radiator Springs is wheely a great place to live.
- Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? So, he could visit Pluto!
- Who is Thor’s favourite rapper? Mc Hammer!
- Is BB hungry? No, BB-8!
- Do you know why Cinderella was so bad at sport? She kept running away from the ball!
- When does Donald Duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
- Why was R2-D2 angry? Everyone kept pushing his buttons.
- Which fairy says no to showers? Stink-erbel
- What music does Buzz Lightyear like the best? Nep-tunes!
- I wish my kids weren’t offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
You’re sure to have found some hilarious dad jokes here! There’s got to be some that will get a giggle out of your kids, but if not…you need to be funnier (joking)!