We all love a silly joke, especially around the holiday season. These funny Christmas jokes for children will bring smiles from everyone at the table, (especially those who love a good Dad joke), just in time for the return of Santa Claus himself.
What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!
How do you get into a reindeer’s house?
Ring the deer-bell.
What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
A RUDE-olph!
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies!
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!
Why is a broken drum the best present?
You just can’t beat it!
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
Santa Paws!