Terrible Thames Horrible Histories

Dive head first into the twisted histories of royalty; whether that be Boudicaa the Celtic Queen or King Henry VIII and his six wives!

Tremble at the sights of the terrible tower and uncover the dark ongoing mystery of Jack the Ripper…

History is unearthed and brought to life with theatrical storytelling and sound, combined with the epic views of each iconic Thames spot where the most troublesome events took place!

Terrible Thames Tours offers a perfect blend of a history lesson with slapstick comedy and entertainment! Coupled with an award-winning team, this fantastic boat trip becomes history fun!

And for those who haven't heard of the Horrible Histories series, its renowned for bringing history to life in a fun, engaging way!

A London History

Not only does this 45-minute river trip dive into the darker history of London, but the tour also provides a unique perspective of London's famous landmarks! Of course, intertwined with lesser-known, intriguing historical facts.

Imagine seeing the Tower of London while hearing about its grizzly past or sailing past the Houses of Parliament while learning about the political scandals that have rocked Britain over the centuries. While also taking in the wonderful views and amazing sights along the Thames River. 

The boat tour is designed with families in mind. So, the content is suitable for kids, making history accessible and interesting for young minds. The interactive nature of the tour ensures that everyone, regardless of age, remains engaged throughout the journey. It's not just history for kids! 

Each tour is led by knowledgeable guides who are passionate about history and storytelling. They bring the tales of the Thames to life with their enthusiasm and expertise, ensuring a memorable experience for all. From wicked secrets and enthralling minutes divulging gory plague details and gory stories. 

The tour has been created by producers from Birmingham Stage Company and Woods’ Silver Fleet, Horrible Histories writers Terry Deary and Neal Foster, and a family-run company of Thames Watermen since 1866.

This attraction is a must-visit in 2022 for all Horrible Histories lovers, and all ages! So what do you think? All aboard scalley-wags!

What Can You Expect on the Tour?

Duration and Accessibility: The tour lasts approximately an hour, making it a convenient addition to any day out in London. The boats are accessible and provide comfortable seating for families.

The tour covers several key landmarks along the Thames, including the Tower of London, Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre, and Westminster Abbey, each accompanied by fascinating historical anecdotes.

Expect quizzes, jokes, and interactive segments that keep the entire family entertained and involved. Children are encouraged to ask questions and participate in discussions, making it a truly interactive experience.

Planning Your Visit

Booking in Advance: To ensure availability, it’s advisable to book your tickets in advance, especially during peak seasons.

Preparing for the Weather: As the tour is outdoors, dressing according to the weather is recommended. On sunny days, sun protection is advised, and on cooler days, warm clothing is essential.

Why We Recommend The Terrible Thames Horrible Histories Boat Tour for Families

The Terrible Thames Horrible Histories boat tour is more than just a sightseeing trip. It’s a super fun and engaging history into the dark depths of London's stories, in a way that's enjoyable for both kids and adults.

For wicked characters on board full of comedy gold and spectacular river views, it's a fabulous experience and the best way to spend family fun time! 

- Immersive and theatrical experience

- London Thames tour

- Fun for all ages

"Brilliant tour. Informative and fun. The actors were very good and clearly cared about giving a really good performance. You could clearly hear everything too. The length of the ride was about right for children. We all came off with huge smiles." - Nina