Wacky Warehouse - Kiss Me Hardy
Colliers Wood, Greater LondonAbout Wacky Warehouse - Kiss Me Hardy
Calling all children and parents! Come along to the Wacky Warehouse at the Kiss Me Hardy pub in Colliers Wood, London to climb, slide, swing and bounce. With a range of indoor soft play facilities, it is the perfect place to unleash your inner explorer and go wild even in wet weather.
Things To Do
Whatever the age of your little monsters we have got something for all of them. With super slides, a giant ball pool, fun obstacles and arts & crafts, they will be entertained for hours. Watch as they excitedly zoom down colourful slides and play in fantastic giant ball pits! You can also book their party room for a wacky birthday! Not forgetting a designated Tots Club, where the little ones can enjoy some pure Wacky Warehouse fun for 90 minutes!Food & DrinkThey offer freshly-made coffee and a selection of hot and cold food for kids and grown-ups in the café area. You'll also find Wi-Fi available throughout. They have everything you need to recharge your own batteries whilst tiring out your energetic explorers!Please Note: You are not allowed to bring your own food and drink into the venue, unless it's baby formula.There is parking but it's not attached to Wacky Warehouse or the pub.Rules of Play
- A parent or guardian must supervise children at all times with a minimum of 1 adult for every 5 children.
- All children playing must be under the age of 12 and below 1.45m in height.
- No food or drink is allowed in the play area. Only food purchased at Wacky or pub restaurant may be consumed in the venue and at your table.
- Children must remove socks and shoes before entering the play area. It's advised that they should wear trousers and to tuck any long-sleeved tops in. Spectacles should be removed unless they are shatterproof. No jewellery or any sharp objects (including badges) allowed in the play area.
- Play and party sessions last for 90 minutes. During quieter times, you're welcome to play as long as you like.
- No glassware should be brought into the Wacky.
- Parents are not allowed in the play area during admission times, unless it's during Tots Club.
- Please report any accident or injury to the team.
Opening Times
Friday and Saturday 09:00 - 20:00
Pricing & Tickets
Under 1s - FREE
Tots Club £4.50
General admission £5.50
Book in advance for cheapest tickets
Find other attractions similar to Wacky Warehouse - Kiss Me Hardy by visiting our attraction tickets section.
FAQs
Contact Details
Priory Retail Park, Christchurch Road
Colliers Wood
Greater London
SW19 2PP
England
Tel: 0208 5439631
Visit WebsiteVerification
Claim Status:Claim
This attraction has not been claimed and verified. Own this attraction? Claim it now.
Wacky Warehouse - Kiss Me Hardy Reviews
Recent blog posts

Find the best holidays for teens, from beach breaks to all inclusive stays, city breaks and activity trips, with destination ideas parents can trust.

The Summer holidays have well and truly ARRIVED and there’s plenty of up and coming summer events kicking off to get excited for! Read on to find out what’s happening near you… The UK Family Days Out Everyone’s Booking This Summer Cockfields Farm, Ashton-under-Lyne From 25th July to 31st August 2026, Cockfields Farm Park is…

Explore resort holidays for pre-teens with bigger pools, waterparks, kids’ clubs, sports and safe independence, plus family-friendly TUI options.

See what’s showing at the free NEC Lakeside Cinema this summer, including July and August family film listings, opening times and free family activities at the NEC.

Planning a holiday with older kids? Discover the best family holidays for 8 to 12 year olds, from Spain and Turkey to Croatia and Greece.

The Summer holidays have well and truly ARRIVED and there’s plenty of up and coming summer events kicking off to get excited for! Read on to find out what’s going on near you… The UK Family Days Out Everyone’s Booking This Summer Port Lympne Safari Park, Kent Ready for a Wild Summer? That’s exactly what’s…

Explore TUI family resorts made for little explorers, from kids’ clubs and splash parks to pools, mini discos and family entertainment in Spain, Greece and Turkey.

Find the best holidays for 4 to 7 year olds, with kids’ clubs, splash parks, sandy beaches and easy family-friendly resorts in Spain, Greece and Turkey.


