Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Updated on: December 30, 2024
Published on: October 6, 2024
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    Christmas isn’t Christmas without any cheesy jokes! Before having Christmas dinner, everyone sits around the dinner table and pulls the Christmas crackers. There are festive hats and jokes inside. But sometimes the jokes can be terrible jokes but we’re here to change this! We want to show you the best Christmas cracker jokes for all the family to enjoy.

    From Santa Claus jokes to comedy-centric jokes. We will make sure all the Christmas cracker jokes are funny for everyone!

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    • What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow…”
    • What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker.
    • Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had nobody to go with.
    • What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
    • What do Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards say? “Tesla Season To Be Jolly!”
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    • How is Drake like an elf? He spends all his time wrapping.
    • What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? A twerky.
    • Why can’t Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute?  He doesn’t know how many tiers it should have.
    • Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley
    • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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    • What’s a parent’s favourite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
    • Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in hospital? Because he has private elf care
    • What did the snowman say to the robin? I have snow idea!
    • What does Santa pay every month? Jingle Bills!
    • How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer.
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    • What are the 4 stages of life>
      1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You dress up as Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
    • Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
    • What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards
    • What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum… you just can’t beat it
    • What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
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    Have you found the funniest Christmas Cracker Jokes to make your Christmas extra special! Whether you are reading jokes about Santa Claus or Rudolph. We hope you have an amazing Christmas dinner filled with funny jokes and laughter!

    Need more Christmas ideas, check out our Christmas Gifts for the family blog or our Best Last Minutes Christmas Gifts blog. Get crafty with Christmas card making and get baking with some Christmas cake recipes!