Somebody once told me… Primark has a Shrek Cafe! And honestly? It’s everything you’d hope for from the land of Far Far Away.
The Shrek Far Far Away Cafe has arrived inside Primark stores across the UK, bringing a full menu of themed food and drinks that pays delicious homage to everyone’s favourite ogre and his fairytale crew. Whether you’re after green waffles loaded with gummy worms or a Mud Pie Hot Chocolate piled high with whipped cream, the Shrek cafe menu has something for little ogres and big ones alike!
TL;DR: The Shrek Cafe is a free-to-enter, themed cafe inside Primark stores in Birmingham, Manchester and Edinburgh. The menu includes themed waffles, nachos, toasties, tacos, milkshakes, bubble tea and hot drinks. No booking needed!
Entry is completely free, and there’s no need to pre-book. Just walk in, grab a table, and prepare to be transported straight to Far Far Away!
Where Is the Shrek Cafe?
The Shrek Far Far Away Cafe has popped up in three Primark locations across the UK. If you thought your shopping trip couldn’t get any more exciting, think again!
| Location | Address |
|---|---|
| Birmingham | Level 2, Primark, 38 High St, Birmingham, B4 7SL |
| Manchester Market Street | 106-122 Market St, Manchester, M1 1WA |
| Manchester Trafford Centre | Trafford Palazzo, Trafford Park, Stretford, Manchester, M17 8AS |
The Birmingham store is the world’s biggest Primark, so it’s the ultimate destination for a full Shrek-themed day out! You’ll find the cafe on Level 2, decked out with swamp-like decor, towering trees, a “Beware of Ogre” sign, and murals of Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots.
Getting there is easy too! The closest train station to Birmingham Primark is Birmingham Moor Street, which is right opposite the store. Buses run frequently to Birmingham City Centre, and nearby car parks include the NCP Birmingham New Street and Britannia Birmingham Grand Central.
You can find full details and visitor information for the Shrek Cafe Birmingham on our attraction listing page.
The Full Shrek Cafe Menu
Right, let’s get to the good stuff! The Shrek cafe menu is packed with creative, character-inspired dishes and drinks that are as fun to look at as they are to eat. Here’s everything you can order!
Sweet Waffles and Desserts
The waffle game at the Shrek Cafe is seriously impressive. These are not your average waffles!
- Ogre’s Gourmet Grub – Green waffles topped with chocolate ice cream, marshmallows, gummy worms, Oreo crumbs, pistachio and white chocolate sauce. Yes, really. Shrek approved!
- Donkey’s Waffle Strips – Waffle strips with cinnamon sugar and toffee, served with a chocolate dipping sauce
- Far Far Away – Waffles with strawberries and cream, finished with fairy dust
Savoury Bites
Not everything on the menu is sweet! The Shrek Cafe has a brilliant range of savoury options too, perfect for hungry little ogres after a big shop.
- Swampnachos – Tortilla chips with green nacho cheese slime, salsa, guacamole and sour cream. The green cheese is a must-see!
- Onions Have Layers – A cheese and red onion marmalade toastie. Get it?
- Ooh, Mexican Food – Donkey’s favourite! Tacos with BBQ pulled jackfruit or beef
- Shrek’s Roasted Skewers – Roast chicken skewers served with tortilla wraps and salad
Milkshakes
The “I Need A Hero” milkshake menu is one of the most talked-about parts of the Shrek cafe experience!
- Not The Gum Drop Buttons – Butterscotch and gingerbread flavoured shake
- Ogres Have Layers – A green milkshake with a chocolate brownie on top
- Donkey’s Waffle Shake – Butterscotch and cinnamon sugar with lashings of whipped cream
Drinks: Potions, Bubble Tea and More
The drinks menu is where things get really magical! You’ll find everything from fairytale potions to everyday coffee favourites.
Potions and Bubbles:
- Fairy Godmother’s Potions (sweet fruity concoctions)
- Bubble Tea
- Poison Apple
- Swamp Juices
- Eyeball Martini (much sweeter than it sounds!)
Hot Drinks:
- Mud Pie Hot Chocolate (comes with a chocolate brownie on top!)
- Gingy’s Latte
- Flat white, coffee and cappuccino
Our top pick: The Mud Pie Hot Chocolate is absolutely worth ordering. A proper hot chocolate topped with a chocolate brownie and whipped cream. It’s pure indulgence!
What to Expect at the Shrek Cafe
The Shrek Cafe is more than just a pit stop mid-shop. It’s a proper experience! From the moment you step inside, you’re transported into the world of Far Far Away.
Think swamp-like decor, cosy wooden seating, towering trees framing the entrance, and larger-than-life murals of Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots covering the walls. There are quirky Far Far Away newspaper clippings dotted around and signs pointing to far-off lands. It’s brilliantly done!
A few things worth knowing before you go:
- Entry is completely free with no booking required
- The cafe is wheelchair and pushchair friendly, with lifts throughout the store
- Baby changing facilities are available
- Guests are not able to bring their own food
- A typical visit lasts 1 to 2 hours (including shopping time!)
- Card payments are accepted
Opening Times (Birmingham)
| Day | Cafe Hours |
|---|---|
| Monday to Saturday | 10:00 – 17:00 |
| Sunday | 10:30 – 16:30 |
Note that the wider Primark store opens earlier (from 08:00 on weekdays), so you can shop before the cafe opens if you fancy getting ahead of the crowds!
Shrek Merch at Primark
While you’re visiting the cafe, make sure you have a browse of the Shrek-themed merchandise on offer! You can take a little bit of the swamp home with you.
The range includes:
- Shrek and Donkey onesies and slippers
- Shrek tote bags and keyrings
- Shrek socks and PJs
- Shrek water bottles
- Plush teddies and soft toys
It’s the perfect excuse for a bit of extra shopping while you’re there. Bear with us here, but matching Shrek and Donkey slippers with your bestie might just be the best decision you ever make!
Is the Shrek Cafe Worth a Visit?
Absolutely, yes! The Shrek Cafe at Primark is one of the most fun and affordable family experiences you can have right now in the UK. Entry is free, the menu is imaginative, and the theming is genuinely impressive.
It’s a popular destination for a reason! The combination of a beloved film franchise, creative food and drinks, and a free-entry experience makes it a no-brainer for families, Shrek fans and anyone looking for a unique day out.
Whether you’re planning a trip to Birmingham or heading to Manchester, make sure the Shrek Cafe is on your list. Gather your little ogres, pull on your best muddy boots, and get yourself to the land of Far Far Away. It’s Shrek-tacular!
Ready to plan your visit? Check out the full Shrek Cafe Birmingham listing for the latest information, opening times and directions.