{"id":3442,"date":"2024-11-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/uncategorized\/christmas-jokes-for-kids"},"modified":"2024-12-30T12:38:47","modified_gmt":"2024-12-30T12:38:47","slug":"christmas-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/parenting\/christmas-jokes-for-kids","title":{"rendered":"13 Of The Best Christmas Jokes For Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\">We all love a silly joke, especially around the holiday season. These funny Christmas jokes for children will bring smiles from everyone at the table, (especially those who love a good Dad joke), just in time for the return of Santa Claus himself.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Sandy Claws.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>A pineapple!<strong><br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>How do you get into a reindeer&#8217;s house? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Ring the deer-bell.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What game do reindeer play at sleepovers? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Truth-or-deer.<br \/><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Frosted Flakes.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>A RUDE-olph!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What kind of photos do elves take? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Elfies!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Fleece Navidad!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What did one snowman say to the other snowman? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Do you smell carrots?<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Frostbite!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Who delivers presents to baby sharks?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Santa Jaws!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Why is a broken drum the best present? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>You just can&#8217;t beat it!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs? <\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Santa Paws!<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p id=\"checkpoint\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laugh Out-Loud Christmas Jokes For Kids To Spread The Holiday Cheer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":3443,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,431],"tags":[],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-3442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-parenting","category-tips-and-advice"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3442"},{"taxonomy":"thb-sponsors","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dayoutwiththekids.co.uk/hub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/thb-sponsors?post=3442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}