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13 Of The Best Christmas Jokes For Kids: Laugh Out-Loud Christmas Jokes For Kids To Spread The Holiday Cheer.

By Guest Blogger
Posted 19 November 2021
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We all love a silly joke, especially around the holiday season. These funny Christmas jokes for children will bring smiles from everyone at the table, (especially those who love a good Dad joke), just in time for the return of Santa Claus himself.

  

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!

How do you get into a reindeer's house?

Ring the deer-bell.

What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

Truth-or-deer.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.


What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

A RUDE-olph!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks?

Santa Jaws!

Why is a broken drum the best present?

You just can't beat it!


Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?

Santa Paws!